When I came home from work tonight Eric was relaxing on the couch after running on the treadmill. He moved over so I could join him. After a while I noticed that the bottom of my pants felt a little wet. Wet? It turns out that Eric’s butt was so sweaty that it made the couch wet. He just went upstairs to shower* and I’ll be cleaning my couch tomorrow. Yuck.
*I have to tease Eric a little here. He ran upstairs to shower not b/c his butt is gross and sweaty and he absolutely stinks but b/c a bad storm is coming and he’s afraid of getting electrocuted in the shower. He saw a story on the news the other day about a man in KC that it happened to and has been a little weird about it ever since. He wouldn’t even let me give Kenny and Luke a bath the other night b/c it was storming out.