Here’s another interesting work story.
Yesterday, I was working on schedules when one of my guards came to get me.
Guard: “There’s a woman wearing white see through underwear and a towel.”
Me: “Are you sure it’s not a white swim suit?”
Guard: “I’m positive.”
And he was right. There was this elderly Asian woman who was trying (unsuccessfully) to wear a white towel as a swimsuit top and see through underwear as her bottoms. It was not pretty. The worst part was that she didn’t speak english well/at all so it took me a good 5 minutes to get her to understand that she needed to leave – all while she showed her chest off to everyone in the natatorium.
I do not get paid enough to deal with naked women.