Movie quotes

Here’s something that’s going around on Facebook. 
Pick 15 of your favorite movies.  Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.  Post them here for everyone to guess.  Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.  NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
Here we go….
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1.  C: Can we please just get out of here, this guy’s really creeping me out.
S: Who, robot man? He’s just trying to feed his robot family.
C: Hey, I really don’t like him.
S: Why, just because he’s doing this?
[starts acting like a robot making robot noises]
C: Seriously, don’t do that.
S: [in a robot voice] C, do not hate me.
EUROTRIP  (AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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2.  H: Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us all killed – or worse, expelled.
R: She needs to sort out her priorities!
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE (AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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3.  H: [talking about when kissing going 90 per cent then he goes 10] All right show me the magic.
A: OK.
[going to kiss H]
H: [after being kissed] What the hell?
A: Well, you said show me the magic
H: Yeah, but you go 90 then I go 10. You don’t go the whole hundred, you over-eager son of a… BLECH!
HITCH (AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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4.  You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mum buys you, tonight’s another… classic. You’re haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you’re a nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice… more than nice.
BRIDGET JONES’ DIARY (JENNIFER GOT THIS RIGHT)
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5.  LF: [Wiping spit from hid face] I’ve tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has reached it’s end! Tell me or I’ll…
G: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
LF: Alright then! Who’s hiding them?
G: Ok. I’ll tell you. Do you know… the muffin man?
LF: The muffin man?
G: The muffin man.
LF: Yes, I know the muffin man. W-who lives on Drewery Lane?
G: Well, she’s married to the muffin man.
LF: The muffin man?
G: THE MUFFIN MAN!
LF: She’s married to the muffin man…
SHREK (AMANDA GOT THIS ONE RIGHT)
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6.   I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.
SIXTEEN CANDLES (ONCE AGAIN…AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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7.  Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.
SEX AND THE CITY (YET AGAIN…AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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8.  D: So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have be overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty…
E: My pride?
D: …in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?
E: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
[they look at each other for a long time as though about to kiss]
D: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (JENNIFER GOT THIS ONE RIGHT)
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9.  D: You know what, mate? If you are so obsessed with B, why don’t you just marry her?
M: [turns away and starts to walk]
D: [pause] Cause then she’d definitely shag me.
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10.  If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
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and
.
F: D, how do I look?
D: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!
GREASE (MY MOM GOT THIS RIGHT)
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11.  I: How old are you?
E: Seventeen.
I: How long have you been seventeen?
E: …a while.
TWILIGHT (ERIC GOT THIS RIGHT)
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12.  She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
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and
.
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
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and
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Lloyd Dobler: I’m gonna take Diane Court out again.
Corey Flood: Well, that’s unlikely.
Lloyd Dobler: Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?
Corey Flood: Well, you never had a first date.
Lloyd Dobler: Yes we did. I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. We ate. That’s eating. Sharing an important physical event.
Corey Flood: That’s not even a scam.
Lloyd Dobler: What’s a scam?
Corey Flood: Going out as friends.
D.C.: No, it’s not. Scam is lusting.
SAY ANYTHING (NO ONE GOT THIS RIGHT)
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13.  The holy grail ‘neath ancient Roslin waits. The blade and chalice guarding o’er her gates. Adorned in masters’ loving art, she lies. She rests at last beneath the starry skys.
THE DA VINCI CODE  (AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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14.  Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?
RUSH HOUR (AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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15.  Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
V: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
E: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
PRETTY WOMAN (YOU GUESSED IT, AMANDA GOT THIS RIGHT)
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6 responses to “Movie quotes

  1. Amanda

    1. Eurotrip
    2. Harry Potter (i think its the sorcerer’s stone)
    3. Hitch
    5. Shrek
    6. Sixteen Candles
    7. Sex and the City
    13. Da Vinci Code
    14. Rush Hour
    15. Pretty Woman

  2. 4. Bridget Jones’s Diary?????
    8. Pride and Prejudice
    9. Bridget Jones’s Diary???? (I know you like that movie)

  3. very good.
    #9 is bridget jones’ diary – the edge of reason but i’ll give it to you. close enough.
    amanda, if you had missed eurotrip i would have had to disown you.

  4. very good. i knew you’d get that one.

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