A Mizzou fan, a KU fan, and a K-State fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The K-State fan insists that he is the most loyal. ”This is for you, K-State!” he yells, and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the KU fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for the Jayhawks!” and pushes the MU fan off the mountain.