Eric and I were watching The Wedding Date last night. There is this gorgeous British house towards the end of the movie that just makes you want to move to England.
Me: “I think you should quit your job so we can move there and live in that house.”
Eric: “I don’t think bobbies get paid enough to afford that house.”
Me: “We’ve got it covered. You forget that Mr. Urge is leaving me his money.”
I have a feeling that that’s not going to get old any time soon;)
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Great news, Mr. Urge wants to give me his money. Really, it’s not a scam or anything, because random people give me control of their money all the time. (And yes, I am rolling my eyes as I type this.)
Greetings,
My name is Mr vincent urge,I am a deteriorating and dying
man who had decided to donate what I have to the Charities. I am fifty
years old and was diagnosed for cancer about two years ago, immediately
after the death of my wife.I have been touched by God to donate from
what I have inherited from my late woman for the good work of God, rather
than allow his relatives to use my wife hard earned funds ungodly.
As I lay on my sick bed, I want you to help me in carrying out my last
wish on earth which will be very profitable to you. i want to WILL a
total sum of $5,600,000 (Five Million six Hundred Thousand Dollars) to you
which I want you to distribute part of it to any charity home for me.
Please for further information contact my Attorney
ASAP.(attorney_jefferyscott@live.co.uk )
Regards,
Mr Vincent urge.
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